A Meep is a bipedal, furry, friendly, highly intelligent, and lovable creature about the size of a large Persian Cat that has just been zapped by static electricity. Meeps live in communal colonies underground in large tunnel complexes. The Meep conceal the multiple entrances to these tunnels with large rocks. They are extremely strong and can hold these rocks in place when someone tries to remove them. Meeps are capable of leaping straight into the air up to five times their size with rocks balanced upon their heads.
The legs of the Meep end in prehensile hands with sharp claws on the ends of the three fingers and the thumb. They also have pointed teeth. Few predators are willing to face an enraged Meep. Those predators that try to catch Meeps are frequently stoned.
Wild Meeps can be shy and retiring creatures. If you come across a collection of large rocks spaced out across a meadow, you've probably come across a Meep warren.
You can wait very patiently for the Meeps to pop up and try to speak to them. However, the Meep preferred method is for you to leave gifts of apples and fruit until they accept and greet you as their benefactor.
Meeps did not 'evolve'. We were perfect right from the start.
That information is Clasified. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Meep is a wonderful word, full of meep meanings. It is the sound we make when you softly stroke our silky fur. It is our rallying cry in times of danger - "Every Meep for him or her self!!!" That is a question we have long meepaphysical discussions upon - 'which came first, the Meep or the Meep?"
Our favorite activities include sleeping, eating, playing rock and roll, meeping to conclusions, coming up with hair-brained schemes, and discussing fur-in affairs.
A Hairy Krishna. Ha ha, get it?
Wouldn't you like to know? Mwaahahaha!!!!
Hush. MUM's the word.