Famous Adventurer here.
April was a grand time of the year here. I do hope that you have made the most of the month while you had the chance. After all, it’s almost gone. And when it is over, comes the May. And in May…
We here at the school listen to you, our students. We want you to feel like this school is your home. Therefore, we go out of our way to heed your suggestions, even when they are painful. In some matters, even against our better judgment, the vox populi rules.
In a recent survey, we asked you what you wanted to see more of here at the site. Unfortunately, one of the things you said you really wanted to see is…sigh…
And so, it is my unpleasant chore to announce that May is hereby officially deemed Meep Month. We will permit the little hairballs to invade our sacred halls. There will be a “Spot the Meep” contests. There will be an interview with a particularly influential Meep – the Meep VIP. There will be more Meeps than one can hit with a stick.
What is a Meep, you ask? Next month, that question will be answered.
A Call to Duty
Alas, we still need a few more articles for the next issue of Ars Heroica. I would prefer not to have the entire magazine devoted to Meep malarkey. Personally, I believe that Meeps make fine dust mops and that’s about the extent of it. So please, submit more articles. Let’s not make May Meep Month any more meepingful than it already is.