April Announcements
Famous Adventurer Here,
Ah, April – when Spring (for those of us who live on the northern half of the world) truly blooms (for those of us who do not live too far north). It’s a fine time to stick to your commitments and get some more exercise in your life. The energy and excitement you get from the joy of Spring will greatly enhance your School for Heroes work. Besides, you might come across a damsel in distress or a friend in need or perhaps a stranded kitten in a tree. It’s harder to be a Hero when you just sit at home.
Corporate Sponsorship
We here at the School for Heroes believe that everyone deserves the right to a free Heroic education. Unfortunately, it’s hard to run a school without tuition paying for some of the bills. Quality educators like you find at our school deserve to get the occasional paycheck. Even I have a difficult time just living off the royalties of my books.
So, in order to support our educational services, we have begun accepting Corporate Sponsorships. Do you run a multi-million corporation that has more money than it can launder and needs a tax write-off? The School for Heroes will be glad to solve that problem for you. We will gladly take all the money you will give us.
The School for Heroes is clearly a non-profit organization.
Our First Sponsor
I am proud to announce that we have someone generous enough to support our school in exchange for some free advertising.
Visiting Silmaria for the first time? Guests coming to Silmaria and you have no place to put them? Looking for the ideal spot for a quiet getaway with your best beau or girlfriend? Come to Gnome Anne’s Land Inn! The food here is unbelievable.
Welcome Gnome Anne and her energetic crew to our School for Heroes. You can now buy your very own “Gnome Anne’s Land Inn Memorial Mug” at our School Bazaar. After all, you’ll never forget your stay at the Inn with the Grin.
Keep on Adventuring!
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